Literature
All I got
Instead of sweetly counting sheep,
All I got was a kid going -BLEEP-
Here I was wanting to read something dire,
All I got was a sparkling vampire
I once asked a guy 'Hey, what's your name?',
All I got was 'Piss off, I'm playing a game'
Nowadays you can't look at anyone's shirt,
All you'll get is 'OMG PERVERT!'
What happened to rainbows and unicorns?
All I got was some retarded porn
If there's sense out there it's hard to find,
Hell, all I got was losing my mind.